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"May I remind you that Phase Two does not apply to the Offeratory."
"May I remind you that Phase Two does not apply to the Offeratory."

"May I remind you that Phase Two does not apply to the Offeratory."

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1971
ClassificationsCartoon
Mediumcrayon ink
DimensionsObject: 11 11/16 × 9 3/4 in. (29.7 × 24.8 cm) Sheet: 11 11/16 × 9 3/4 in. (29.7 × 24.8 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.1984
"May I remind the Committee for the Control of Outer Space that we are simply hastening the day when we'll be taking on Mars as underdeveloped."
"May I remind the Committee for the Control of Outer Space that we are simply hastening the day when we'll be taking on Mars as underdeveloped."
Alan Dunn
1960
"Here's the one - The Coming Armageddon - I wrote it four years ago - I remember I delivered it on a day that rained and only three people came. Why don't I change the wording a bit substituting 'atomic might' for 'military might' and let it solve my problem for next Sunday? After all, Dr. Blahr does it all the time - suppose I just read it to you - you can go right on sewing..."
"Here's the one - The Coming Armageddon - I wrote it four years ago - I remember I delivered it on a day that rained and only three people came. Why don't I change the wording a bit substituting 'atomic might' for 'military might' and let it solve my problem for next Sunday? After all, Dr. Blahr does it all the time - suppose I just read it to you - you can go right on sewing..."
Alan Dunn
1948
"Processional. Invocation. Offeratory. Declamation on Foreign Policy. That is, if he comes."
"Processional. Invocation. Offeratory. Declamation on Foreign Policy. That is, if he comes."
Alan Dunn
1967
“May I see you alone, please?”
“May I see you alone, please?”
Alan Dunn
1929
"May I show you our nine points of superiority, sir?"
"May I show you our nine points of superiority, sir?"
Alan Dunn
1930
"First I want to caution you fellows that Army life may be something of a let-down after these modern war novels."
"First I want to caution you fellows that Army life may be something of a let-down after these modern war novels."
Alan Dunn
1951
"Reminds me of the old Wanamaker's."
"Reminds me of the old Wanamaker's."
Alan Dunn
1959
"Remind me never to try to make a deal with a company whose founder hasn't been dead ten years."
"Remind me never to try to make a deal with a company whose founder hasn't been dead ten years."
Alan Dunn
1954
"Would you care to know, dear, that your 'hazy morn of an enchanted day in May' is composed of six-tenths parts per million sulfur dioxide, two parts per million carbon monoxide, four parts per million hydrocarbons, three parts...."
"Would you care to know, dear, that your 'hazy morn of an enchanted day in May' is composed of six-tenths parts per million sulfur dioxide, two parts per million carbon monoxide, four parts per million hydrocarbons, three parts...."
Alan Dunn
1968
"Does either of you gentlemen feel strongly about retaining the title of vice president?"
"Does either of you gentlemen feel strongly about retaining the title of vice president?"
Alan Dunn
1954
"Help Wanted, Apply Inside"
"Help Wanted, Apply Inside"
Alan Dunn
1968
"How does Camp Gitche Gumee on Lake Wahwahgunticook sound to you, Junior?"
"How does Camp Gitche Gumee on Lake Wahwahgunticook sound to you, Junior?"
Alan Dunn
1936