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"Now if you'd only been drinking too, this would never have happened!"
"Now if you'd only been drinking too, this would never have happened!"

"Now if you'd only been drinking too, this would never have happened!"

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1931
ClassificationsCartoon
Mediumcrayon
DimensionsObject: 10 5/8 × 14 7/8 in. (27 × 37.8 cm) Sheet: 10 5/8 × 14 7/8 in. (27 × 37.8 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.2011
"You'd never know you were in New York, would you?"
"You'd never know you were in New York, would you?"
Alan Dunn
1963
untitled [R. M. Rilke quotation] “Everything once, only once, once and no more. Us too once. Never more often. But this having once been, even once only, this having been earthly seems irrevocable.” R. M. Rilke
untitled [R. M. Rilke quotation] “Everything once, only once, once and no more. Us too once. Never more often. But this having once been, even once only, this having been earthly seems irrevocable.” R. M. Rilke
Don Cortese
1989
"Don't you worry about me, Ma'am. I've been in the business too long to have any feelings left."
"Don't you worry about me, Ma'am. I've been in the business too long to have any feelings left."
Alan Dunn
1933
"And do you, Rodney, aver that you are not and never have been a member of the Communist Party?"
"And do you, Rodney, aver that you are not and never have been a member of the Communist Party?"
Alan Dunn
1947
"Saw you light from the park and came up, kids - We were afraid you'd go to too much trouble if we telephoned we were coming -"
"Saw you light from the park and came up, kids - We were afraid you'd go to too much trouble if we telephoned we were coming -"
Alan Dunn
1948
"Quick now! Walk in an' ask for the ball, just like nothin' had happened."
"Quick now! Walk in an' ask for the ball, just like nothin' had happened."
Alan Dunn
1930
Image Not Available for "Aren't you sorry now you didn't go in for football?", "Yes, Mildred, but any indulgence in athletics would have interfered with my scholastic standing.", "How you must suffer, Edmund!"
"Aren't you sorry now you didn't go in for football?", "Yes, Mildred, but any indulgence in athletics would have interfered with my scholastic standing.", "How you must suffer, Edmund!"
Alan Dunn
1926
"I really can't make up my mind who I hope gets here first. As I understand it, it would be a question of which you'd rather join, the Communist Party or the Teamsters Union."
"I really can't make up my mind who I hope gets here first. As I understand it, it would be a question of which you'd rather join, the Communist Party or the Teamsters Union."
Alan Dunn
1961
"Naturally I wouldn't have gone A.W.O.L. without a good reason.I just happened to hear that Lord&Taylor's were having a clearance sale..."
"Naturally I wouldn't have gone A.W.O.L. without a good reason.I just happened to hear that Lord&Taylor's were having a clearance sale..."
Alan Dunn
1942
"We get the Times, too, but only for the news."
"We get the Times, too, but only for the news."
Alan Dunn
1938
"Now, when we take three hundred millilitres of a compound containing hydrogen and oxygen in a ratio of two to one and add three millilitres of an eight-hundredths percent stannous-fluoride solution, and fifty millilitres of treated industrial wastes and solids, we get drinking water."
"Now, when we take three hundred millilitres of a compound containing hydrogen and oxygen in a ratio of two to one and add three millilitres of an eight-hundredths percent stannous-fluoride solution, and fifty millilitres of treated industrial wastes and solids, we get drinking water."
Alan Dunn
c 1965
"All right. Muskie's craggy, too, but I bet he never split rails."
"All right. Muskie's craggy, too, but I bet he never split rails."
Alan Dunn
1971