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"Sometimes I wish we didn't have so damn many stockholders."
"Sometimes I wish we didn't have so damn many stockholders."

"Sometimes I wish we didn't have so damn many stockholders."

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1956
ClassificationsCartoon
Mediumcrayon ink
DimensionsObject: 5 3/8 × 15 9/16 in. (13.6 × 39.5 cm) Sheet: 5 3/8 × 15 9/16 in. (13.6 × 39.5 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.2197
"I wish our friends wouldn't strain so to give us something we didn't already have."
"I wish our friends wouldn't strain so to give us something we didn't already have."
Alan Dunn
1971
"Confidence that the stockholders will support us when they know the facts' ranks high among Famous Last Words in American Business."
"Confidence that the stockholders will support us when they know the facts' ranks high among Famous Last Words in American Business."
Alan Dunn
1955
Comsat Stockholders Looking Through Telescope
Comsat Stockholders Looking Through Telescope
Alan Dunn
1964
"This is where Ernestine used to live with Mr. Roberts. I sometimes wonder about poor, dear Mr. Roberts."
"This is where Ernestine used to live with Mr. Roberts. I sometimes wonder about poor, dear Mr. Roberts."
Alan Dunn
1930
"A raid can sometimes be carried off by promoting the rumor that a raid is in progress, or a liquidation planned."
"A raid can sometimes be carried off by promoting the rumor that a raid is in progress, or a liquidation planned."
Alan Dunn
1955
"There must be some Supreme Intelligence - you and me couldn't just 'happen'.", " And sometimes it is my mood to crush something frail and lovely.", "20 to 1 and no lemon peel.", "-she came from a good family and never went back."
"There must be some Supreme Intelligence - you and me couldn't just 'happen'.", " And sometimes it is my mood to crush something frail and lovely.", "20 to 1 and no lemon peel.", "-she came from a good family and never went back."
Alan Dunn
1960
"You surprise me sometimes, Mrs. Phipps."
"You surprise me sometimes, Mrs. Phipps."
Alan Dunn
1931
"Oh, I don't know. If we didn't have crime we wouldn't have Edgar Wallace and all that."
"Oh, I don't know. If we didn't have crime we wouldn't have Edgar Wallace and all that."
Alan Dunn
1931
"We might have dinner together sometime - huh, Louise?"
"We might have dinner together sometime - huh, Louise?"
Alan Dunn
1930
"Hey, Ed! They didn't have no baloney so I got Swiss on rye."
"Hey, Ed! They didn't have no baloney so I got Swiss on rye."
Alan Dunn
1929
"I am so happy that you are meeting so many nice boys but cannot understand why you ask me to send you a little money so often..."
"I am so happy that you are meeting so many nice boys but cannot understand why you ask me to send you a little money so often..."
Alan Dunn
1941
"You told her, Gus - Don't bore Sylvia and eat your potatoes! Naomi, I ought to warn you there's ice cream - wine, dear, Naomi and George have no wine - I must apologize about the plumbing - I do wish the neighbors wouldn't go to the john while I'm giving a dinner - more limas, dear? - Limas, Sylvia? - Gus, more limas? - Duffy, do go on about Perry and what were his rubbers doing in the ice box -."
"You told her, Gus - Don't bore Sylvia and eat your potatoes! Naomi, I ought to warn you there's ice cream - wine, dear, Naomi and George have no wine - I must apologize about the plumbing - I do wish the neighbors wouldn't go to the john while I'm giving a dinner - more limas, dear? - Limas, Sylvia? - Gus, more limas? - Duffy, do go on about Perry and what were his rubbers doing in the ice box -."
Alan Dunn
1948