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"I'm sure you won't have any trouble, Herr Muller. If you just remember to change to the cross-town trolley ..."
"I'm sure you won't have any trouble, Herr Muller. If you just remember to change to the cross-town trolley ..."

"I'm sure you won't have any trouble, Herr Muller. If you just remember to change to the cross-town trolley ..."

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1942
ClassificationsCartoon
Mediumcrayon ink
DimensionsObject: 10 3/4 × 12 5/8 in. (27.3 × 32.1 cm) Sheet: 10 3/4 × 12 5/8 in. (27.3 × 32.1 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.0838
"Here's the one - The Coming Armageddon - I wrote it four years ago - I remember I delivered it on a day that rained and only three people came. Why don't I change the wording a bit substituting 'atomic might' for 'military might' and let it solve my problem for next Sunday? After all, Dr. Blahr does it all the time - suppose I just read it to you - you can go right on sewing..."
"Here's the one - The Coming Armageddon - I wrote it four years ago - I remember I delivered it on a day that rained and only three people came. Why don't I change the wording a bit substituting 'atomic might' for 'military might' and let it solve my problem for next Sunday? After all, Dr. Blahr does it all the time - suppose I just read it to you - you can go right on sewing..."
Alan Dunn
1948
"I'm sure you'll have a very pleasant visit, as long as you don't rub Castro the wrong way."
"I'm sure you'll have a very pleasant visit, as long as you don't rub Castro the wrong way."
Alan Dunn
1960
"What's more, you won't get into any trouble in a fishnet bathing suit. It has the O.K. of the Police Department."
"What's more, you won't get into any trouble in a fishnet bathing suit. It has the O.K. of the Police Department."
Mary Petty
1935
"Are you sure it won't make LSD?"
"Are you sure it won't make LSD?"
Alan Dunn
c 1966
"Sure, I remember you. You were my instructor in Personal Magnetism."
"Sure, I remember you. You were my instructor in Personal Magnetism."
Alan Dunn
1927
"Oh, dear, we're just on our way out. I'm terribly sorry. I don't know any eight people we'd rather have seen."
"Oh, dear, we're just on our way out. I'm terribly sorry. I don't know any eight people we'd rather have seen."
Alan Dunn
1946
"I'm sure you can get a few months' wear out of it before opinion crystallizes."
"I'm sure you can get a few months' wear out of it before opinion crystallizes."
Alan Dunn
1940
"Sure I can give you examples. One, our new proton synchrontron is bigger thant theirs, two our ballistic missile program is ahead of theirs; and three, we have better mail service."
"Sure I can give you examples. One, our new proton synchrontron is bigger thant theirs, two our ballistic missile program is ahead of theirs; and three, we have better mail service."
Alan Dunn
1957
"It won't be as though we're starting from scratch. You already have a torso."
"It won't be as though we're starting from scratch. You already have a torso."
Alan Dunn
1953
"If you don't mind my saying so, Doctor, "Exegetical Dissertations on Theosophical Redirections in the Twentieth Century won't have quite the impact of "Keep the Faith, Baby"."
"If you don't mind my saying so, Doctor, "Exegetical Dissertations on Theosophical Redirections in the Twentieth Century won't have quite the impact of "Keep the Faith, Baby"."
Alan Dunn
1967
"So I said, 'Take your hands off me, Osprey you fish!' and that was all there was to that - ", "You must have led him on - that type doesn't make passes at just anybody - Just what were you doing with him on the terrace? You practically let him seduce you with those wolfish eyes - "
"So I said, 'Take your hands off me, Osprey you fish!' and that was all there was to that - ", "You must have led him on - that type doesn't make passes at just anybody - Just what were you doing with him on the terrace? You practically let him seduce you with those wolfish eyes - "
Alan Dunn
1948
"So I said, 'Take your hands off me, Osprey you fish!' and that was all there was to that - ", "You must have led him on - that type doesn't make passes at just anybody - Just what were you doing with him on the terrace? You practically let him seduce you with those wolfish eyes - "
"So I said, 'Take your hands off me, Osprey you fish!' and that was all there was to that - ", "You must have led him on - that type doesn't make passes at just anybody - Just what were you doing with him on the terrace? You practically let him seduce you with those wolfish eyes - "
Alan Dunn
1948