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"The jury wouldn't accept my alibi, because of the credibility gap, so here I am."
"The jury wouldn't accept my alibi, because of the credibility gap, so here I am."

"The jury wouldn't accept my alibi, because of the credibility gap, so here I am."

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1967
ClassificationsCartoon
Mediumcrayon ink
DimensionsObject: 8 9/16 × 10 1/16 in. (21.8 × 25.5 cm) Sheet: 8 9/16 × 10 1/16 in. (21.8 × 25.5 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.1578
"I repeat - I love everybody! And it is because of that great love that I am angered by the evil forces among us. Those who stand in our dedicated way are our enemies and must be exterminated! Who isn't for us is against us!"
"I repeat - I love everybody! And it is because of that great love that I am angered by the evil forces among us. Those who stand in our dedicated way are our enemies and must be exterminated! Who isn't for us is against us!"
Alan Dunn
1960
"I am now soar because I can't get right in there and battle them Rising Sons of you know what."
"I am now soar because I can't get right in there and battle them Rising Sons of you know what."
Alan Dunn
1942
"I wouldn't call it a slowdown, Boss. It just so happens that none of us feel up to scratch."
"I wouldn't call it a slowdown, Boss. It just so happens that none of us feel up to scratch."
Alan Dunn
1968
"If this deal goes through I wouldn't hire him as an office boy. So - he keeps his $45,000 salary and becomes a member of the board."
"If this deal goes through I wouldn't hire him as an office boy. So - he keeps his $45,000 salary and becomes a member of the board."
Alan Dunn
1954
"I wish our friends wouldn't strain so to give us something we didn't already have."
"I wish our friends wouldn't strain so to give us something we didn't already have."
Alan Dunn
1971
"I am so happy that you are meeting so many nice boys but cannot understand why you ask me to send you a little money so often..."
"I am so happy that you are meeting so many nice boys but cannot understand why you ask me to send you a little money so often..."
Alan Dunn
1941
"It wasn't my idea to narrow the interplanatary -communications gap."
"It wasn't my idea to narrow the interplanatary -communications gap."
Alan Dunn
1967
"I am glad the winter is over. The first robin was seen in a army chicken pie here yesterday."
"I am glad the winter is over. The first robin was seen in a army chicken pie here yesterday."
Alan Dunn
1941
"By heaven, I say there should be a generation gap!"
"By heaven, I say there should be a generation gap!"
Alan Dunn
1969
"Well, I wouldn't be doing things like this if my husband were home. He always has to know the answer to everything."
"Well, I wouldn't be doing things like this if my husband were home. He always has to know the answer to everything."
Alan Dunn
1931
“Sergeant Mooney says not to worry as it is none of my business where I am.”
“Sergeant Mooney says not to worry as it is none of my business where I am.”
Alan Dunn
1942
"Here's the one - The Coming Armageddon - I wrote it four years ago - I remember I delivered it on a day that rained and only three people came. Why don't I change the wording a bit substituting 'atomic might' for 'military might' and let it solve my problem for next Sunday? After all, Dr. Blahr does it all the time - suppose I just read it to you - you can go right on sewing..."
"Here's the one - The Coming Armageddon - I wrote it four years ago - I remember I delivered it on a day that rained and only three people came. Why don't I change the wording a bit substituting 'atomic might' for 'military might' and let it solve my problem for next Sunday? After all, Dr. Blahr does it all the time - suppose I just read it to you - you can go right on sewing..."
Alan Dunn
1948