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"Who is she to give one of those parties where everybody is somebody?"
"Who is she to give one of those parties where everybody is somebody?"

"Who is she to give one of those parties where everybody is somebody?"

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1968
ClassificationsCartoon
Mediumcrayon ink
DimensionsObject: 11 1/2 × 10 13/16 in. (29.2 × 27.5 cm) Sheet: 11 1/2 × 10 13/16 in. (29.2 × 27.5 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.1967
"I repeat - I love everybody! And it is because of that great love that I am angered by the evil forces among us. Those who stand in our dedicated way are our enemies and must be exterminated! Who isn't for us is against us!"
"I repeat - I love everybody! And it is because of that great love that I am angered by the evil forces among us. Those who stand in our dedicated way are our enemies and must be exterminated! Who isn't for us is against us!"
Alan Dunn
1960
"I also observed, during one of the parties in our honor, that the vodka jigger was two ounces, against our one and one-half, and that the alcohol proof was one hundred to our ninety."
"I also observed, during one of the parties in our honor, that the vodka jigger was two ounces, against our one and one-half, and that the alcohol proof was one hundred to our ninety."
Alan Dunn
1956
"Now look - International has a net quick of $15 per share. Its market price is $10, book is $36.65. Our net quick is $8; our book is$22, and at market we are selling for $25. So to start with we offer them one share of ours for two of theirs. That's five bucks premium. Can they turn it down? So they turn it down. Then we say, O.K., we'll buy the assets. We'll give you $1 million for your plant, which stands at $3,900,000 net. That wipes out all the water, gives them a fine tax carry-back. Then we give them 80 per cent of net inventory and accounts receivable - that's another $4 million. Another nice tax loss for them. So we pay 'em $5 million. There's nothing complicated about this except - say, where do we get the turn-around money"
"Now look - International has a net quick of $15 per share. Its market price is $10, book is $36.65. Our net quick is $8; our book is$22, and at market we are selling for $25. So to start with we offer them one share of ours for two of theirs. That's five bucks premium. Can they turn it down? So they turn it down. Then we say, O.K., we'll buy the assets. We'll give you $1 million for your plant, which stands at $3,900,000 net. That wipes out all the water, gives them a fine tax carry-back. Then we give them 80 per cent of net inventory and accounts receivable - that's another $4 million. Another nice tax loss for them. So we pay 'em $5 million. There's nothing complicated about this except - say, where do we get the turn-around money"
Alan Dunn
1954
"Garden parties or no garden parties, we'd go nuts living in Canarsie."
"Garden parties or no garden parties, we'd go nuts living in Canarsie."
Alan Dunn
1933
"Where the devil is everybody?"
"Where the devil is everybody?"
Alan Dunn
c 1965
“Somebody had figured out that it would take 245,678,987,456 potatoes to lick the Axis.”
“Somebody had figured out that it would take 245,678,987,456 potatoes to lick the Axis.”
Alan Dunn
1942
"Incredible as it may seem to those of us who live in the world of anti-matter, a mirror image exists - the reverso of ourselves - which we can only call the world of matter."
"Incredible as it may seem to those of us who live in the world of anti-matter, a mirror image exists - the reverso of ourselves - which we can only call the world of matter."
Alan Dunn
c 1965
"...and there was a Trumbull married your great-great aunt in 1842, who fled to America. She was a Chishom from..."
"...and there was a Trumbull married your great-great aunt in 1842, who fled to America. She was a Chishom from..."
Alan Dunn
1944
"I really can't make up my mind who I hope gets here first. As I understand it, it would be a question of which you'd rather join, the Communist Party or the Teamsters Union."
"I really can't make up my mind who I hope gets here first. As I understand it, it would be a question of which you'd rather join, the Communist Party or the Teamsters Union."
Alan Dunn
1961
"I must say it'll be good to get back to Gramercy Park, where one has one's own key."
"I must say it'll be good to get back to Gramercy Park, where one has one's own key."
Alan Dunn
1963
"She ought to have a baby, but we have to wait for the Board of Estimate to give the word."
"She ought to have a baby, but we have to wait for the Board of Estimate to give the word."
Alan Dunn
1932
"The next selection, entitled 'Moonlight and You', is dedicated to those of our radio audience who may at this moment be resting beside their sweethearts on teh cool moonlit shores of lakes and rivers, beside the glorius ocean or far at sea."
"The next selection, entitled 'Moonlight and You', is dedicated to those of our radio audience who may at this moment be resting beside their sweethearts on teh cool moonlit shores of lakes and rivers, beside the glorius ocean or far at sea."
Alan Dunn
1926