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"In our next and final exercise, assume you have bailed out of the controversial F111-A Jet over enemy territory and are armed with the controversial M-16 rifle."
"In our next and final exercise, assume you have bailed out of the controversial F111-A Jet over enemy territory and are armed with the controversial M-16 rifle."

"In our next and final exercise, assume you have bailed out of the controversial F111-A Jet over enemy territory and are armed with the controversial M-16 rifle."

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1968
ClassificationsCartoon
Mediumcrayon ink
DimensionsObject: 10 3/8 × 11 in. (26.4 × 28 cm) Sheet: 10 3/8 × 11 in. (26.4 × 28 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.1608
"I finally have it all worked out, and now you tell me not to seat a hawk next to a dove."
"I finally have it all worked out, and now you tell me not to seat a hawk next to a dove."
Alan Dunn
c 1966
"I repeat - I love everybody! And it is because of that great love that I am angered by the evil forces among us. Those who stand in our dedicated way are our enemies and must be exterminated! Who isn't for us is against us!"
"I repeat - I love everybody! And it is because of that great love that I am angered by the evil forces among us. Those who stand in our dedicated way are our enemies and must be exterminated! Who isn't for us is against us!"
Alan Dunn
1960
"That's just Mrs. Clarey from next door. She asked me if she could use our bathroom while hers is being fixed. I meant to tell you -"
"That's just Mrs. Clarey from next door. She asked me if she could use our bathroom while hers is being fixed. I meant to tell you -"
Alan Dunn
1948
"One other thing: Keep that man of yours out o' my territory!"
"One other thing: Keep that man of yours out o' my territory!"
Alan Dunn
1929
"Now look - International has a net quick of $15 per share. Its market price is $10, book is $36.65. Our net quick is $8; our book is$22, and at market we are selling for $25. So to start with we offer them one share of ours for two of theirs. That's five bucks premium. Can they turn it down? So they turn it down. Then we say, O.K., we'll buy the assets. We'll give you $1 million for your plant, which stands at $3,900,000 net. That wipes out all the water, gives them a fine tax carry-back. Then we give them 80 per cent of net inventory and accounts receivable - that's another $4 million. Another nice tax loss for them. So we pay 'em $5 million. There's nothing complicated about this except - say, where do we get the turn-around money"
"Now look - International has a net quick of $15 per share. Its market price is $10, book is $36.65. Our net quick is $8; our book is$22, and at market we are selling for $25. So to start with we offer them one share of ours for two of theirs. That's five bucks premium. Can they turn it down? So they turn it down. Then we say, O.K., we'll buy the assets. We'll give you $1 million for your plant, which stands at $3,900,000 net. That wipes out all the water, gives them a fine tax carry-back. Then we give them 80 per cent of net inventory and accounts receivable - that's another $4 million. Another nice tax loss for them. So we pay 'em $5 million. There's nothing complicated about this except - say, where do we get the turn-around money"
Alan Dunn
1954
"Oh, dear, we're just on our way out. I'm terribly sorry. I don't know any eight people we'd rather have seen."
"Oh, dear, we're just on our way out. I'm terribly sorry. I don't know any eight people we'd rather have seen."
Alan Dunn
1946
"Have you heard of our Pen-of-the-Month Club? Every month we send you our judges choice of the latest ball-point pens."
"Have you heard of our Pen-of-the-Month Club? Every month we send you our judges choice of the latest ball-point pens."
Alan Dunn
1946
"Sure I can give you examples. One, our new proton synchrontron is bigger thant theirs, two our ballistic missile program is ahead of theirs; and three, we have better mail service."
"Sure I can give you examples. One, our new proton synchrontron is bigger thant theirs, two our ballistic missile program is ahead of theirs; and three, we have better mail service."
Alan Dunn
1957
"The next selection, entitled 'Moonlight and You', is dedicated to those of our radio audience who may at this moment be resting beside their sweethearts on teh cool moonlit shores of lakes and rivers, beside the glorius ocean or far at sea."
"The next selection, entitled 'Moonlight and You', is dedicated to those of our radio audience who may at this moment be resting beside their sweethearts on teh cool moonlit shores of lakes and rivers, beside the glorius ocean or far at sea."
Alan Dunn
1926
"Our competitors got out an onion soup with noodles instead of cheese, but by gad, we'll beat them with our new model if we have to crap every machine in the place!"
"Our competitors got out an onion soup with noodles instead of cheese, but by gad, we'll beat them with our new model if we have to crap every machine in the place!"
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1931
"Don't blame us. It isn't our fault that you came out during the news blackout."
"Don't blame us. It isn't our fault that you came out during the news blackout."
Alan Dunn
1963
"And that's that. Now our next headache is Easter."
"And that's that. Now our next headache is Easter."
Alan Dunn
1945