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"Now, hush, Gladys! Another word about my morals and I'll send you right home."
"Now, hush, Gladys! Another word about my morals and I'll send you right home."

"Now, hush, Gladys! Another word about my morals and I'll send you right home."

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1927
ClassificationsCartoon
Mediumcrayon
DimensionsObject: 5 7/8 × 6 1/8 in. (14.9 × 15.6 cm) Sheet: 5 7/8 × 6 1/8 in. (14.9 × 15.6 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.1708
"Oh, Gladys, don't be such a bore - I'll tell you when I'm through haaving you lend it to me."
"Oh, Gladys, don't be such a bore - I'll tell you when I'm through haaving you lend it to me."
Alan Dunn
1926
"I hope, Gladys, you didn't eat too much candy at the party.", "Holy smoke, Mamma, was there candy?"
"I hope, Gladys, you didn't eat too much candy at the party.", "Holy smoke, Mamma, was there candy?"
Alan Dunn
1927
"Yoo hoo, Gladys! Your Auntie Emma's coming up to kiss you goodbye."
"Yoo hoo, Gladys! Your Auntie Emma's coming up to kiss you goodbye."
Alan Dunn
1927
"Listen, Joe - I almost forgot about Mother's Day. Send me another case of Three Star."
"Listen, Joe - I almost forgot about Mother's Day. Send me another case of Three Star."
Alan Dunn
1930
"Now look - International has a net quick of $15 per share. Its market price is $10, book is $36.65. Our net quick is $8; our book is$22, and at market we are selling for $25. So to start with we offer them one share of ours for two of theirs. That's five bucks premium. Can they turn it down? So they turn it down. Then we say, O.K., we'll buy the assets. We'll give you $1 million for your plant, which stands at $3,900,000 net. That wipes out all the water, gives them a fine tax carry-back. Then we give them 80 per cent of net inventory and accounts receivable - that's another $4 million. Another nice tax loss for them. So we pay 'em $5 million. There's nothing complicated about this except - say, where do we get the turn-around money"
"Now look - International has a net quick of $15 per share. Its market price is $10, book is $36.65. Our net quick is $8; our book is$22, and at market we are selling for $25. So to start with we offer them one share of ours for two of theirs. That's five bucks premium. Can they turn it down? So they turn it down. Then we say, O.K., we'll buy the assets. We'll give you $1 million for your plant, which stands at $3,900,000 net. That wipes out all the water, gives them a fine tax carry-back. Then we give them 80 per cent of net inventory and accounts receivable - that's another $4 million. Another nice tax loss for them. So we pay 'em $5 million. There's nothing complicated about this except - say, where do we get the turn-around money"
Alan Dunn
1954
"I'm sorry son, I can't afford to send you to college. But I'll buy you a fur coat."
"I'm sorry son, I can't afford to send you to college. But I'll buy you a fur coat."
Alan Dunn
1927
"Now you mustn't be offended by what I am about to tell you in my professional capacity."
"Now you mustn't be offended by what I am about to tell you in my professional capacity."
Alan Dunn
1933
"I'll be right down. I'm just putting on my hat."
"I'll be right down. I'm just putting on my hat."
Alan Dunn
1946
"How about another one of the Campanile, this time with my hat on?"
"How about another one of the Campanile, this time with my hat on?"
Alan Dunn
1955
"I think I'll have my coffee in my cell, if you don't mind."
"I think I'll have my coffee in my cell, if you don't mind."
Alan Dunn
1937
"Now a word of caution. Don't believe everything you hear."
"Now a word of caution. Don't believe everything you hear."
Alan Dunn
1941
"Now a word of caution. Don't believe everything you hear."
"Now a word of caution. Don't believe everything you hear."
Alan Dunn
1941