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"Our competitors got out an onion soup with noodles instead of cheese, but by gad, we'll beat them with our new model if we have to crap every machine in the place!"
"Our competitors got out an onion soup with noodles instead of cheese, but by gad, we'll beat them with our new model if we have to crap every machine in the place!"

"Our competitors got out an onion soup with noodles instead of cheese, but by gad, we'll beat them with our new model if we have to crap every machine in the place!"

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1931
ClassificationsCartoon
MediumWatercolor, ink, and brown wash
DimensionsObject: 6 5/16 × 8 7/16 in. (16 × 21.4 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.1852
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"Now look - International has a net quick of $15 per share. Its market price is $10, book is $36.65. Our net quick is $8; our book is$22, and at market we are selling for $25. So to start with we offer them one share of ours for two of theirs. That's five bucks premium. Can they turn it down? So they turn it down. Then we say, O.K., we'll buy the assets. We'll give you $1 million for your plant, which stands at $3,900,000 net. That wipes out all the water, gives them a fine tax carry-back. Then we give them 80 per cent of net inventory and accounts receivable - that's another $4 million. Another nice tax loss for them. So we pay 'em $5 million. There's nothing complicated about this except - say, where do we get the turn-around money"
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"Better take your cane, dearest. There's some toal about our Victrola not being paid for."
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Carl Kindl
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"We also have a large selection of low heels, for the sensible woman."
"We also have a large selection of low heels, for the sensible woman."
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"Have you heard of our Pen-of-the-Month Club? Every month we send you our judges choice of the latest ball-point pens."
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Carl Kindl
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