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"Better take your cane, dearest. There's some toal about our Victrola not being paid for."
"Better take your cane, dearest. There's some toal about our Victrola not being paid for."

"Better take your cane, dearest. There's some toal about our Victrola not being paid for."

Artist (American, 1900 - 1974)
Date1930
ClassificationsCartoon
Mediumink wash
DimensionsObject: 11 × 8 5/16 in. (28 × 21.1 cm) Sheet: 11 × 8 5/16 in. (28 × 21.1 cm)
Credit LineMary Petty and Alan Dunn Bequest
Object number1979.1806
"Oh, Daniel, dearest, I've just discovered that Mr. Maltsby here is a distant cousin of ours!"
"Oh, Daniel, dearest, I've just discovered that Mr. Maltsby here is a distant cousin of ours!"
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1929
"Now look - International has a net quick of $15 per share. Its market price is $10, book is $36.65. Our net quick is $8; our book is$22, and at market we are selling for $25. So to start with we offer them one share of ours for two of theirs. That's five bucks premium. Can they turn it down? So they turn it down. Then we say, O.K., we'll buy the assets. We'll give you $1 million for your plant, which stands at $3,900,000 net. That wipes out all the water, gives them a fine tax carry-back. Then we give them 80 per cent of net inventory and accounts receivable - that's another $4 million. Another nice tax loss for them. So we pay 'em $5 million. There's nothing complicated about this except - say, where do we get the turn-around money"
"Now look - International has a net quick of $15 per share. Its market price is $10, book is $36.65. Our net quick is $8; our book is$22, and at market we are selling for $25. So to start with we offer them one share of ours for two of theirs. That's five bucks premium. Can they turn it down? So they turn it down. Then we say, O.K., we'll buy the assets. We'll give you $1 million for your plant, which stands at $3,900,000 net. That wipes out all the water, gives them a fine tax carry-back. Then we give them 80 per cent of net inventory and accounts receivable - that's another $4 million. Another nice tax loss for them. So we pay 'em $5 million. There's nothing complicated about this except - say, where do we get the turn-around money"
Alan Dunn
1954
"You told her, Gus - Don't bore Sylvia and eat your potatoes! Naomi, I ought to warn you there's ice cream - wine, dear, Naomi and George have no wine - I must apologize about the plumbing - I do wish the neighbors wouldn't go to the john while I'm giving a dinner - more limas, dear? - Limas, Sylvia? - Gus, more limas? - Duffy, do go on about Perry and what were his rubbers doing in the ice box -."
"You told her, Gus - Don't bore Sylvia and eat your potatoes! Naomi, I ought to warn you there's ice cream - wine, dear, Naomi and George have no wine - I must apologize about the plumbing - I do wish the neighbors wouldn't go to the john while I'm giving a dinner - more limas, dear? - Limas, Sylvia? - Gus, more limas? - Duffy, do go on about Perry and what were his rubbers doing in the ice box -."
Alan Dunn
1948
"Not now, Junior. Some other time maybe."
"Not now, Junior. Some other time maybe."
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1930
"I assure you, Madam, our responsibility don't end with installin' the tub. Our aim is to see that you get a thoroughly good bath."
"I assure you, Madam, our responsibility don't end with installin' the tub. Our aim is to see that you get a thoroughly good bath."
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1930
"Our competitors got out an onion soup with noodles instead of cheese, but by gad, we'll beat them with our new model if we have to crap every machine in the place!"
"Our competitors got out an onion soup with noodles instead of cheese, but by gad, we'll beat them with our new model if we have to crap every machine in the place!"
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1931
"And oh! The sweetest little pills! Three times a day in water - or was it six times? - I don't know. Anyway, I've got a rundown condition and an awful lot to talk with you about."
"And oh! The sweetest little pills! Three times a day in water - or was it six times? - I don't know. Anyway, I've got a rundown condition and an awful lot to talk with you about."
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1931
"Our house isn't entirely completed yet. You'll just have to imagine the bathroom."
"Our house isn't entirely completed yet. You'll just have to imagine the bathroom."
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1931
"Our patented bung - that's where Mother Nature comes in."
"Our patented bung - that's where Mother Nature comes in."
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1931
"I think I have the answer to your Buzzards Bay problem."
"I think I have the answer to your Buzzards Bay problem."
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1933
"The new planet has changed everything. I have to alter your encounter with a dark woman to a capacity for hard, arduous work."
"The new planet has changed everything. I have to alter your encounter with a dark woman to a capacity for hard, arduous work."
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1930
"I found that was the trouble too when I took up Rhythm - you seem to outgrow all your old friends..."
"I found that was the trouble too when I took up Rhythm - you seem to outgrow all your old friends..."
Kindl (Alan Dunn)
1930